19/4/2009



I’m just putting this here because I need to get it out and be able to link to it:

I like the SuicideGirls. I subscribe to the MySpace blogs, I have all the books and DVDs, I even have a LiveJournal account I used mostly to post SG pictures. Why? Because I like hot girls. Particularly naked ones. People love to lecture me about SG’s shady business practices and the whole SG v. Lithium Picnic thing. I’ve heard it all, it’s not news. But you’re looking at me like this is some deep intellectual thing, and it isn’t. IT’S TITTIES. Maybe not to you, but that’s all it is to me. To me, SG= Good-looking women naked. Stop trying to force me to ride the dramallama right into Porn Guilt City, because it won’t work.

PS: It IS porn. You can tell me all day long about how it’s not porn, it’s art/erotica. Why are those things mutually exclusive? They aren’t. People masturbate to SG pictures. That, in and of itself, doesn’t make it porn, but it helps. Porn isn’t a dirty word, just like pop music and fried food. Own it.

03/4/2009



lolporn:

Fastforward Blowjobs: Good thing there isn’t any sound, so you can play your own music.

My Suggestion:

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29/3/2009



“I wish my cat would make me a grilled cheese.” “Lassie would.” “No, she’d just tell you if it was in the well.”

28/3/2009



I’m on a tiny little Eee PC so I’ll be updating less -_-

I like to make lists. Here’s a list of hot people.

Justine Joli/April Flores/Belladonna/Kimberly Kane/Joanna Angel/Pixie Pearl/Melodie Gore/Baby Sinead/Stoya/Sasha Grey/Ava Rose/Lystra/Aiden Starr/Charlotte Stokely/Faith Leon/Aria Giovanni

21/3/2009



I played this game at the laundromat today as Mike and I did 6 weeks worth of laundry. It was 10x better than those shitty cell phone pool games. We spent every quarter we had.
(Mike played Frogger and Space Invaders for a while, he didn’t care for the pool game. We both suck at Frogger, holy shit.)

I played this game at the laundromat today as Mike and I did 6 weeks worth of laundry. It was 10x better than those shitty cell phone pool games. We spent every quarter we had.

(Mike played Frogger and Space Invaders for a while, he didn’t care for the pool game. We both suck at Frogger, holy shit.)

20/3/2009



I’m quite addicted to these, and they aren’t really Italian ice. They used to be called freeze cups, I still don’t know what they really are.

I’m quite addicted to these, and they aren’t really Italian ice. They used to be called freeze cups, I still don’t know what they really are.

19/3/2009



Mike bought me this month’s Hustler today so it might be a while before I update again today. =D

1:06



This is the best bed ever. Better than all those celebrity beds on “Cribs” that are made of the skin of the finest cute baby seals or whathaveyou. It’s a cheeseburger. That’s all that needs to be said about it. Except that it would match my cheeseburger hat divinely.

This is the best bed ever. Better than all those celebrity beds on “Cribs” that are made of the skin of the finest cute baby seals or whathaveyou. It’s a cheeseburger. That’s all that needs to be said about it. Except that it would match my cheeseburger hat divinely.

18/3/2009



This is one of those what-I-look-like-right-this-minute photos. I need a new camera, bad. I have a Samsung A-503 that Mike bought me in 2006. Blarghhh

This is one of those what-I-look-like-right-this-minute photos. I need a new camera, bad. I have a Samsung A-503 that Mike bought me in 2006. Blarghhh

4:31



In my sleep-deprived state, I nearly wet my pants at this.

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